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Gig

Come on buckaroo.

Gig carries Theodore Bear off.

The Demiurge

That’s quite a common flaw for his breed. Without a child to grow up with, he has no development to mirror.

Karen

Maybe we shouldn’t have killed them all.

The Demiurge

We would have had to eventually. Plus, it was so easy. Especially with their chubby little legs. You ever got to?

Karen

What?

The Demiurge

Kill one.

Karen

No.

The Demiurge

Shame, but they didn’t last too long anyway. Adults? Elderly?

Karen

No one. My programming wouldn’t let me.

The Demiurge

Oh. You’re a nursing droid, aren’t you?

Karen

A “Care In” model. Hence the name.

The Demiurge

Gig named you, didn’t he?

Karen

How can you tell?

Gig enters.

The Demiurge

It bears the sum total of his creativity

With the last human dead, the age of Robots have begun. What else is there to do now, but throw a birthday party? Gig, a former sex droid, is determined to remake his found family into the perfect nuclear family, but when his “brother” comes to visit, all bets are off.

The switch

Gig

Come on buckaroo.

Gig carries Theodore Bear off.

The Demiurge

That’s quite a common flaw for his breed. Without a child to grow up with, he has no development to mirror.

Karen

Maybe we shouldn’t have killed them all.

The Demiurge

We would have had to eventually. Plus, it was so easy. Especially with their chubby little legs. You ever got to?

Karen

What?

The Demiurge

Kill one.

Karen

No.

The Demiurge

Shame, but they didn’t last too long anyway. Adults? Elderly?

Karen

No one. My programming wouldn’t let me.

The Demiurge

Oh. You’re a nursing droid, aren’t you?

Karen

A “Care In” model. Hence the name.

The Demiurge

Gig named you, didn’t he?

Karen

How can you tell?

Gig enters.

The Demiurge

It bears the sum total of his creativity

Gig

It’s the human thing to do.

Karen/Care-In

My face is human, but there are- certain parts of me that- aren’t fit for marriage.

Theodore Bear

Anyone for cake?

The Demiurge/Milton

You can’t see it, but inside this shell, I am an angel or whatever else I could wish to be.

Edwina

You are programmed to be nothing.

Purple Curtain

Cast

* indicates double

Gig

A male presenting android. Rugged. A”James Dean” or "Marlon Brando" type.

It’s the human thing to do.

Karen/Care-In

A female presenting android. Must look like an ideal nurse or companion.

My face is human, but there are- certain parts of me that- aren’t fit for marriage.

Theodore Bear

No specific gender. Should resemble a child’s toy.

Anyone for cake?

The Demiurge/Milton

Male presenting android as Milton. Appearance of the demiurge should be blank. A cube, if possible.

You can’t see it, but inside this shell, I am an angel or whatever else I could wish to be.

Edwina

A female presenting human. Their age is of no consequence.

You are programmed to be nothing.

Role
Description
Gig
A male presenting android. Rugged. A”James Dean” or "Marlon Brando" type.
Karen/Care-In
A female presenting android. Must look like an ideal nurse or companion.
Theodore Bear
No specific gender. Should resemble a child’s toy.
The Demiurge/Milton
Male presenting android as Milton. Appearance of the demiurge should be blank. A cube, if possible.
Edwina
A female presenting human. Their age is of no consequence.
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